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Joke of the Day

"What are some good fruit jokes? My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes."

"Eight mexicans drowned in the lake over the weekend. The newspaper headline was ""Ocho Sinko"""

"There are 3 kinds of people in this world; those who can count, and those who can't."

"Perfect one night stand: Amish person. No internet access. No phones. In the heat of passion they'll whisper the secret to apple butter."

"Look into a dog's eyes while it's pooping and you'll understand Nietzsche."

"Q: What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting? A: Tally hohoho!"

"[Interviewing to be a mortician] Do you have any experience handling dead bodies? -Well I get my sleepy kids ready for school every day."

"I saw a chameleon today... ...guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon. *I submitted this joke a few years ago, I'm reposting myself (which was originally also a repost)*"

"Q: What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse? A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!"

"You call it lightning. I call it targeted airstrikes."