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Joke of the Day
"Let's do something we both know we'll regret in the morning. Let's order KFC for dinner."
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"What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time? Whacks on, whacks off."
"Lunatic escapes from an asylum, goes to a launderette where he rapes three women before running off into the woods. Next morning's newspaper headlines read.... # **NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS**"
"""Son, I don't think you're cut out to be a mime."" ""Was it something I said?"" Asks the son. ""Yes."
"*Police arrested two kids* ** Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.**"
"Why did the mom cry as her baby Richard became older? Her little Dick was growing."
"A woman was breastfeeding on the bus today. A man looked and said ""OMG!"" That's disgusting! Looking back on it, that might not have been the best time to masturbate."
"What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby? He's born with Diss-lexia"
"Sleepy pilot What did the tired pilot say to his crew? I think I'm gonna crash"
"Why did Johnny fail his programming class? His mom kept telling him to do his homework, ""No ifs, ands, or buts!"""