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Joke of the Day
"Dishes are like boyfriends. My roommate should really stop doing mine"
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"If Trump replaces Obama... Orange really will be the new black."
"I fed the pigs at my farm their food, I guess I could say they went ham"
"Probably the slowest way to die is sloth with a knife."
"It only took three years but I finally finished eating that box of taquitos from Costco."
"When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he couldn't sleep. ""She took the bed!"""
"Why did the horny girl go to Subway? For a $5 footlong."
"I wish my phone would stop correcting omg' to OMG', I'm not that shocked."
"[millipede preschool] head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes..."
"What does Diana stand for? Dead In A Nasty Accident."