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Joke of the Day
"Dishes are like boyfriends. My roommate should really stop doing mine"
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"When you gaze into the abyss sometimes the abyss pats you gently on the hand and says she's just not that into you."
"Cow jokes **What do you call a three legged cow?** *Tri tip* **What do you call a cow with no legs?** *Ground beef* **What do you call a masturbating cow?** *Beef Stroganoff*"
"Heroin is like a baby.. ..it feels so amazing to have in your arms."
"I'm diabetic, and I can't eat sweets It'll cost me an arm and a leg. (It's ok for me to post this, cos I am actually a diabetic)"
"Is it normal for a doctor who sees your penis to yell ""MAGNIFICENT!"" --it's not, right?"
"I just won $1,000,000, and I've decided to give a quarter to charity. Now I have $999,999.75."
"Best African soccer team EVER! the French National team..."
"My girlfriend has lost all feeling from her waist down.... what an insensitive cunt."
"Is sex without obligations possible after getting married? Yeah - sometimes I can have sex without promising to do the dishes afterwards."