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Joke of the Day

"you can't please everybody. if you could, you'd probably be pansexual."

"What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once. "

"How many Jews does it take to kill Jesus? You can't kill a myth."

"I make the McDonald's guy eat a McDouble with me like when people buy shots for the bartender"

"Did you hear about the engineer who was trying to truncate a table? They say his technique was cutting-edge"

"I told my friend that I disproved the theory of conservation of mass, But he didn't understand the weight of the situation."

"What do you call a group of hot moms in space? THE MILFY WAY!"

"What do you call a parent named Lee? Apparently"

"As I waved my gun in their faces, I thought to myself ""What kinda weird bank has children, clowns, presents, & balloons all over the place?"""

"How do you pick up my ex girlfriend? With a broom and a dustpan."