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Joke of the Day

"you can't please everybody. if you could, you'd probably be pansexual."

"Kanye and Kim Are having their 2nd baby That's the joke."

"Why did the atheist go to church? To use the Pokestop."

"When Dianna died, the British put up a memorial All France got was a slow down sign"

"What does an Irish Samuel L Jackson say when passing someone on the street? Top of the Mornin' Muthafucka!"

"Teen girl in mirror ""I look like death!"" [Meanwhile in Hell] Death scoffs & flips his hair ""Yeah, as if"""

"How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs."

"Being rich is like being pregnant Everyone is happy for you, but no one asks how many times you were screwed to get there."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they are both stuck up cunts"

"mars: I'm wet.... NASA: I'm coming over!"