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Joke of the Day
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. Because they always take things literally."
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"The biggest lie ""I have read the terms and conditions"""
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"My wife told me her period was lasting several days longer than normal. I said, Sounds more like an ellipsis..."