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Joke of the Day
"Ever had sex while camping? It's fucking in tents! ...I'll see myself out."
Next Joke
"My girlfriend thought the fossball table in our living room was too fratty. So I filled it up with water and turned it into a synchronized swimming simulator."
"Mowed the lawn yesterday with my shirt off and this morning there were 50 shirts left on my porch with a sign that said, ""Please wear."""
"Where do all guys come from? ...Their dicks. Where else? (is bad i know)"
"I dropped my laptop in the ocean. Now there's a dell rolling in the deep."
"Do you know why black people have large nostrils? Because they have big fingers."
"What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint."
"A leper man has sex with a hooker. Keep the tip, he says afterwards."
"What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper? ""Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."""
"Why does being a Chinese knight suck? Because everyone always aims for the chink in the armor."