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Joke of the Day

"I like to go to the vet It's a lot cheaper than the doctor. The only shitty part is the thermometer"

"My gf said she is going to leave me because of my obsession with the monkeys... I didn't believe her at first, But then i saw her face and now im a believer."

"What do you call Batman skipping church? Christian Bail."

"Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired."

"Why couldn't the teddy bear smell? Because his nose was stuffed"

"Some people are about as useful as the ""r"" in February."

"Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head is so far away from it's body."

"Being a hacker in the '80's was way easier. *shakes vending machine until chocolate bars falls."

"My cousin was hospitalized for 3 months after a freak accident at a spaghetti factory.. Unfortunately, he pasta way"

"Definition of ""copulate""...... What an Italian police sergeant says to a tardy patrolman."