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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the teddy bear smell? Because his nose was stuffed"
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"I saved my neighbors some money on their car insurance By totaling their car!"
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"Would you like to hear a Helen Keller joke? I'm sure she would, too."
"Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty? He doesn't pick up after himself."
"What do you call the man who proofread Hitler's speeches? The original grammar Nazi."
"""How did you get those scars?"" [Flashback to me running into a glass door] They're from Cage fighting."