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Joke of the Day
"Why do husbands die before their wives? They want to."
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"Why did the Priest cross the road? Because he crosses everything."
"Happy bring your plane to work day everyone! Hope you have guys have a blast!"
"How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb? Nobody knows. Except me."
"My depressed son once confided in me, to which I replied: ""Don't worry, you're my reason to smile... ... because you're a joke."""
"Anti... ...Cipation!"
"Two Apple Farmers, a baby, and an extremely agitated Sugar Glider walk into a bar... ... ... ... ... ... I don't remember how it ends but your mothers a whore."
"Why does the zoo only have dogs? Because they shot the gorilla"