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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Batman skipping church? Christian Bail."
Next Joke
"Have you heard about the jewish comedian? They say he Israeli funny."
"George washington said ""We would have a black president when pigs fly!"" ... well, swine flu."
"Scientists say Spider-Man would not be able to climb vertical surfaces due to his size. It's almost like someone made the whole thing up."
"If I could have dinner with anyone either alive or dead I would totally choose dead. Because, more food for me then."
"The way I react when my alarm clock goes off can best be described as ""17-year-old girl being denied a curfew extension."""
"ok sir guacamole is gonna be an extra $1.80 plus the rights to sacrifice your soul to the dark lord satan thank u for choosing chipotle"
"I love the way the earth rotates. It really makes my day."
"you know how when geese migrate in a v shape, sometimes one side of the v is longer - Do you know why? more geese"
"God: Women will bleed for a week. Universe: What will men do for pleasure at that time? God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot."