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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler need to get a new car? His was Stalin."
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"The internet is just another location for people to be wrong about things."
"How do you piss off a feminist? Done."
"Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty."
"What did the Ice Cream say to the Birthday Girl? Go 'head girl, it's sherbert day"
"The very worst STD you can get is probably KIDS."
"""So, why do you want to be a veterinarian?"" [pictures an army of cyborg dogs with laser eyes and jet packs] ...I love to help animals."
"Last night I did Crossfit for the first time and now I understand why those people always look so angry."
"What does Tarzan sing at Christmas? Jungle Bells"
"If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea ... does that mean that one enjoys it?"