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Joke of the Day
"How do you piss off a feminist? Done."
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"Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter? The dishes if she knows whats good for her."
"Dick::Ebola Your dick is like ebola, you dont have it and no one wants it"
"Mimosa's The morning after pill for an alcoholic's hangover."
"What does Saddam Hussein and little Miss Moffat have in common? They both had curds/Kurds in their whey/way!"
"What did the sweet potato say to the Israelites. ""I am but a Yam"""
"CIA DIRECTOR: if u take this deep undercover assignment, u will have to give up ur own name forever STUART GIGGLEDICK: not an issue, sir"
"Did you know that Dublin, CA has the fastest growing population of all time? The populations always Dublin'. :D"
"Strawberry is a terrible name. ""Ooh, a berry with all the flavor of a straw,"" you'd think. But you'd be wrong"
"How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb? 0, the light bulb has to want to change itself."