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Joke of the Day

"How do you piss off a feminist? Done."

"Why did 10 die? He was in the middle of 9/11"

"Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it."

"My entry for the shortest joke in the world congress"

"What do you call a nomadic caveman? A meanderthal."

"If you didn't wanna hear ""Baby smell is biology preventing the mom from eating it,"" you shouldn't have invited me to the baby shower, Carol!"

"I like my women how I like my whiskey. 13 years old and mixed up with coke."

"Some people want Puerto Rico to become the 51st State... I say let's do it, and find two more new states. Then we'd have 53 states. A nice PRIME number... ONE NATION - INDIVISIBLE"

"No clean Tupperware today, so I brought my yogurt to work tied up in a condom. No longer allowed to use the employee fridge."

"Damn girl, are you a 48-pack of frozen corn dogs? Because I thought it would last forever."