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Joke of the Day
"The very worst STD you can get is probably KIDS."
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"Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University? The Janitor"
"[pet therapy] THERAPIST: ok slow ME: *pets 2 dogs* T: just 1 M: *pets 3 dogs* T: Nurse, restrain him, he's M: *pets 4 dogs* T: roverdosing"
"Son: Dad can sand melt? Me putting down my glass: Don't be ridiculous of course it can't"
"People who clap when the plane lands don't aim particularly high do they?"
"I tried on a Trojan Magnum...its really hard to breathe in those things."
"What's Bill Cosby's favourite dessert? Puddin. Puddin his dick inside her"
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"The '80s called: They want you stop anthropomorphizing decades."