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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck? I'm not sure, but I know ***IT LIKES TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT***"

"There are 2 types of people in the world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"Do what you love and you'll never work a day of your life... Thats why I got a degree in gender studies"

"What's a mexicans favorite game? Cross country."

"What would the world be like without women? A real pain in the ass!"

"She said she wanted to see other people So I bought a disguise"

"""Said no one ever."" -Said everyone on Twitter."

"did you hear about the kidnapping at the high school? It's OK. He woke up."

"My dog just got into a bottle of Tums She is now a basic bitch."

"Did you hear about the man who died at the spaghetti factory? He's with the angel hair now."