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Joke of the Day
"What's a mexicans favorite game? Cross country."
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"What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang up the picture."
"Screw the nice list, I've got you on my ""nice and naughty list!"
"Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !"
"What does the Native American say to the male prostitute? Do I have permission Tecumseh?"
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world: Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"So I ran out of soap a few days ago... It feels like the most American thing I've ever done: lessening my dependence on foreign oils."
"Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they don't get mistaken for feminists."
"Stranger: so what do you do? Me: I'm in seminary S: seminary huh? so you can't get married? M: nah, I can't get married bc of my personality"
"why should you never buy a Asian graphics card? bad drivers."