216497

Joke of the Day

"I've never met an air conditioned room I did not like."

"We all have that one friend that looks Chinese but isn't."

"ME: ""I don't want sex tonight"" GIRLFRIEND: ""ok"" Reverse phycology doesn't work on women."

"If you don't have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically."

"My alarm clock isn't in a good mood... It just went off on me"

"""I could eat."" - How I answer most questions, even if they're not food-related."

"My friend says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We'll just see about that..."

"I'm 10 times more likely to get mugged in Colorado than I am in New York City. Because I don't live in New York City."

"Hey guys, wanna hear a joke? Reddit servers."

"The premise of Batman is that, deep down, all billionaires just want to be first-year patrol cops"