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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye"
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"a crazy spanish train commits a murder because some guy slept with his train-wife that's a loco motive, ese"
"What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam"
"What disease do basement dweller mosquitos give you? M'laria"
"I invented a new joke. Plagarism."
"My neighbours love so much the music I listen to all day They even called the police to hear it, too...!!"
"Why are you all so excited it's Friday? Monday will be here in 5 minutes."
"Rick Astley will loan you any movie in his Pixar collection except for one... He's never going to give you Up"
"I haven't used the computer in my basement since 1994 because the topless jpg. of Pamela Anderson is still downloading."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself."