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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do outlaws eat with their milk? A: Crookies."
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"Have you ever noticed.... Political promises are usually in one year and out the other?"
"I disapprove of every conspiracy of which I am not a part."
"When I ride alone with a random guy in an elevator I'll wait a sec then ask ""two man killing spree?"""
"Tomorrow I'm definitely going to start running, no matter how many days it takes!"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven is a registered six offender."
"Wanna know the best joke ever? Read the top comments...."
"What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation? A quadratic equation :)"
"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You Poke-m-on"
"Q: What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint? A: Both crews were marooned."