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Joke of the Day

"If someone came to my door & said ""We'll give you a dollar for every plastic bag shoved under your kitchen sink."" I'd be living large."

"What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son? James Bonding bah dun tss"

"What if lollipops moaned when you licked them?"

"Why was Cinderella able to surf the web? Because he footman turned into a mouse."

"Date like a boyscout Leave em better than you found em."

"Opinions are like herpes outbreaks. Nobody wants them."

"God created man... and He used your face as a rough draft...."

"Have you ever eaten a clock before? It's very time consuming."

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"A Polar Bear walks into a cafe He says, ""I'll have a burger and.... a coke."" The waitress says, ""Okay. But, why the long pause?"" The bear says, ""I don't know. I was born with them."""