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Joke of the Day

"Why was Cinderella able to surf the web? Because he footman turned into a mouse."

"Donald Trump is running for president Sadly I wish this was a joke."

"I went shopping for some lingerie for my wife. I asked the shop keep if the panties were satin. He said ""No, they're brand new""."

"Next time someone catches you talking to yourself, make it worthwhile by laughing, yelling ""Good one!"" and high-fiving the air."

"Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill."

"Where do comedian Eskimos live? A Giggloo."

"Why does Donald Trump hate Casper the ghost? Because he can go through walls."

"What is Al Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets"

"A man goes to join the navy Instructor- Do you know how to swim? Man-wait...they don't provide ships?"

"Why are oceans so salty? Because the Earth is always tilted."