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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son? James Bonding bah dun tss"
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"A man orders a coffee without milk. The barista replies, ""I'm sorry, we're out of milk. Can I get you a coffee without cream instead?"""
"[REQUEST] Ancient Jokes Historians, archeologists and others please to submit jokes/wit/humor from far back, like dark ages and even BCE. the idea is to determine how long can a joke still be funny."
"TIL, over 23% of jokes on /r/jokes are just ripoffs of previous ones Whooooops... Wrong sub( )"
"Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist? Because he was sketchy."
"A boomerang is just a frisbee for loners."
"You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word."
"[Sunday] God: Finally a day of rest. I could really use a chicken sandwich and a milkshake. *walks up to Chick-fil-A* OH COME ON!!"
"My wife asked me to stop singing Oasis songs. I said maybe."
"A Freudian slip is when you want to say one thing but end up fucking your mother."