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Joke of the Day
"How do blind people know when to stop wiping their ass?"
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"Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men."
"Black Ice Slipped on ice today. Didnt know it was black ice until my wallet was gone."
"""How did you do in the porno auditions?"" ""Well, I got some small parts."" ""Ah, well that certainly doesn't help, does it?""   ^[OC]"
"How was copper wire invented??? 2 jews fighting over a penny"
"The father of Mike Davidson, what's his full name? David Mikesdaad"
"A cop was outside my house talking to some people and my first thought was ""yesss"" because I'm nosey."
"Did you hear about the French chef who committed suicide? He lost the huile d'olive"
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist fucks."
"Did you hear about the black guy who was shot 15 times? The police said it was the worst case of suicide they had ever seen."