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Joke of the Day

"Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men."

"I found a TV on the sidewalk in front of a house. The owner had left a note. ""Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."" I thought to myself, ""I can't turn that down!"""

"How are women like condoms? They spend 99% of their time in your wallet, and the other 1% on your dick."

"What's the difference between a skilled magician and a women's choir? Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts..."

"(bet ya never heard this one) Your mama so slutty.... she gobbles more balls than hungry hungry hippos"

"is a cat supposed to shit more than i shit? asking for a cat that shits more than i shit."

"Damn boy! Are you a slinky? Cause I wanna wanna push you down a flight of stairs, then kick you when you stop halfway to the bottom."

"Some pretty young girl just knocked on my door saying there was a Pokemon inside my house... I was all ""Nice try Chris Hansen..."""

"People ask me what my secret is to losing weight and I tell them not having money to buy food"

"I'm going to name my dick Pride. So when I fuck your mom, she will be filled with Pride."