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Joke of the Day
"Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men."
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"Whenever I see WHOA spelled as WOAH, I assume it's referring to Noah's evil twin whose Ark housed all the insect and arachnid life."
"Entropy.... Enjoy it while it lasts!"
"Physics Joke I tried having a threeway with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three body problem"
"Gangster shift keys pop a couple caps in dAt aSs."
"Well, it's easy to tell I'm married. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my facebook status..."
"Cop: Know why I pulled u over? Me: [slams fist on dash] NO, WHY?! Cop: Settle down sir Me: [marries, has kids, gives up ambitions] Cop: ..."
"[Offensive] what did the Native Indian girl say while she was having sex? You're crushing my smokes dad."
"Do you know why a gun is better than a wife? You can put a silencer on a gun."
"Camels don't mind carrying Arabs around... They just think they smell like Shi'ite."