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Joke of the Day
"You know, redheads... are pumpkin spiced all year round."
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"Where do you hide after killing a black person? Behind a badge"
"It's a Boy! James shouted, It's a Boy!!! i still can't believe it! ..with tears rolling down ,James came running out .....swearing never ever to come back to Bangkok again! xD"
"What do a Russian pimp call his prostitute? Slobberonmadickyabitch"
"What's the best thing about a poet in a prison? Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here."
"When you read an unfunny joke: downvote it."
"Two blonde girls are celebrating at a table... The waiter comes by and asks ""What are you celebrating?"" They say ""We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"""
"What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink? Moshing the dishes"
"Look, mom, we can keep arguing about whether or not 28 is too old to live your parents but it's not gonna help us find my iguana any faster."
"How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek? Because it's whey strained."