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Joke of the Day
"How was copper wire invented??? 2 jews fighting over a penny"
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"What is a runner's favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy!"
"I was at the doctor... I was at the doctor getting my rectum checked and I asked him ""Where do I put my pants?"" He said, ""Over there by mine."""
"How can you tell if a chemistry joke is shitty? If there isn't a reaction."
"One woodworm met another. ""How's life?"" she asked. ""Oh same as usual"" he replied ""boring."""
"Saw a ""Toby Keith's I Love This Bar"" that went out of business. Apparently he was the only one."
"KFC Is like making love to a woman..... First you start with the succulent thighs then move on to the juicy breasts and at the end all your left with is a greasy box to stick your bone in"
"Where does Peter Pan like to eat out? Wendy's."
"Every time I open my mouth, some idiot starts talking."
"Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name."