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Joke of the Day

"So, a man walks into a bar... and he gets a bruise on his head. (Yes, I know its a bad joke.)"

"I can't wait to start blaming the GOP for everything wrong in America not being magically fixed upon their election to office."

"There is a fine line between public and pubic"

"Why was the ground all white after Custer's last stand ? The Indians just kept coming and coming"

"I just invented a new word. Plagiarism"

"Q: Why did the kid dump a bucket of water off the school roof? A: He wanted to make a big splash in front of his class."

"What do you call a mob of armed lesbians? Militia Etheridge"

"Today I met one of those people on the bus that gets all pissed off when you put your finger in their mouth when they yawn."

"I experienced a rape when I was 5... The babysitter never saw it coming."

"Darth Vader told me he knows what i'm getting for Christmas He said he felt my presents..."