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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mob of armed lesbians? Militia Etheridge"
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"What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups."
"Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets? For her lipstick :D (modified joke originally from Sickipedia)"
"What's the Priest favorite breakfast? Kids."
"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boy scouts come back from camp."
"Wife [interrogating]: How long have we been married dear? Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this."
"The size of a woman's bag is directly proportional to how crazy she is."
"I was going to tell a joke about sodium... But then I said ""Na, I'll do it later."""
"My middle finger is always ready to give you a standing ovation after you say something stupid."
"We can talk about either delegates or blowjobs, but a Clinton will always get one or the other under the table."