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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part of dating 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!"
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"My relationship is like 2 Girls 1 Cup It started off beautifully but got shitty real quick."
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot, you racist!"
"Do you know what a girl says when she sees a big...NSFW Do you know what a girl says when she sees a big dick? *when the person says: 'no what'* I do"
"My husband just had a heart attack during climax He was nearly there - but then he was nearly gone."
"What should I give your sister for unzipping? ...... Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org"
"Men, what's worse than Satan himself? Satan herself"
"The official carriers of India and Pakistan. because of the risk factors: Pakistan International Airlines or PIA is expanded to Please Inform Allah. Air India or AI is expanded to Already Informed."
"My friend asked me how I got so good at guitar. I told him I'm use to fingering minors."
"What do you call two crows sitting in a tree? Attempted murder."