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Joke of the Day
"Why was the ground all white after Custer's last stand ? The Indians just kept coming and coming"
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"They should roast Tom Cruise sometime... Call it the Cruise-ifixion"
"I say ""Hey man, I got your back."" He thanks me until he collapses from being spineless. I give his back to an infant. ""Baby got back."" I say"
"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? I smell carrots too."
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars"
"Not to 1up you but *drops green mushroom on your head*"
"My son asked me to get a tartan shirt for his birthday. So far I've only got him the prostitute."
"You're more special than relativity."
"What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator? A huge mess."
"What do you call an overweight Scott Walker? Scott Waddler"