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Joke of the Day
"Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No you should eat your fingers separately!"
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"What did Sushi ""A"" say to Sushi ""B?"" Wasabi!"
"The ugly tree Geeze, that's an ugly christmas tree but why do you keep it in the bathroom? That's where I store my toiletries."
"""Let's walk over there"" ""ok"" -couple a cows"
"I started a food-themed 80's cover band called Durian Durian... ...but we broke up after everybody told us how much we stank."
"Three cows are standing in a field. Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease? Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter Cow 3: Holy shit a talking cow!"
"what did one typewriter say to the other? I must be pregnant ... I missed a period ..."
"How did the butcher introduce his wife? 'Meet Patty!'"
"What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile? Boograr"
"1) In the interest of time, would ye noble patriots please provide a list of infractions punishable by spontaneous public execution? Thanks!"