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Joke of the Day

"My gay friend got stoned today. I told him Saudi Arabia was not a good honeymoon destination but he didn't listen."

"Brostache117, Penguin_Party12345, D3ATHfromAB0V3x and thewakingforce"

"How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down? Nobody knows it hasn't happened yet."

"What did the 0 say to the 8? Let's make a snowman!"

"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes ones a year & when he does its in a chimney!"

"My doctor told me I have the vitals of someone half my age. I have no idea how he found out, but now I'll have to kill him too."

"So I told a deaf guy... ""Stop me if you've heard this one..."""

"Human confrontation has gone from face-to-face to phone call to email to text to :/."

"Why is everyone bragging about how great it is to have kids? I slept till noon today, and the only person who threw up last night was me."

"The Santa Clause (1994) A man gains a ton of weight after murdering a stranger on his roof"