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"why did helen keller masturbate with one hand? so she could moan with the other..."
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"When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and place a cherry on top of my head. Yeah, life was tough in the gateau..."
"If u love someone and they don't love u back the first thing you need to do is make them a scrapbook with you both in little wedding outfits"
"If you receive a text from Liam Neeson that says ""LMAO,"" it stands for ""let's murder Albanians overseas"" and he wants his daughter back."
"[Horrible Joke] Why did the pretzel maker break his PC? He was too salty. (Overwatch competitive)"
"What's Blue and not heavy? Light Blue."
"What do you call someone who take things literally A kleptomaniac!"
"Age gets better with wine"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a race with the egg, but I'm not sure who came first."
"Almost that time of year, again. Deer gun season, or as the deer call it, the annual holocaust."