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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine & a small child? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window..."

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"Aerosmith According to fellow band members, Aerosmith's Steven Tyler handles a pen very femininely. Rumour has it he doodles like a lady."
"A math teacher had a bird, and he trained it to talk. One day it escaped, and he yelled out the window, ""Polly gone! Polly gone!"""
"What is Harry Potters favourite way to get down a hill? Walking. Jk. Rolling"
"I just met a guy addicted to brake fluid. However, he was adamant that he could stop anytime."
"How much does a Hipster weigh? An Instagram."
"Eye no howe too spiel"
"Q: What happened when the teacher fell in the copier? A: She was beside herself."
"What`s the definition of a misogynist? A man who hates every bone in the female body... except his own."
"What does a baby computer call it's father? Data. Credit: Her (movie)."
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