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Joke of the Day

"What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of? Addiction"

"How do you piss off Winnie the Pooh? Put two fingers in his honey."

"If someone sends you a link to download the Homer's Iliad, don't download it... It's full of trojans!!"

"What's the difference between a stoner and a Jew? A stoner gets baked more than once"

"On a bad dinner date? Bump the table with your knee to make the water in your glass ripple. Claim a T-Rex is coming. Sprint out the door."

"Why is a vagina similar to the weather? Because when it's wet, it's time to go insiiiiide!"

"Why can't Mexicans play Uno? They always steal the green cards."

"Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day? Pupil: The school bus!"

"My friend has OCD and says he doesn't like white girls. Maybe because they can't even"

"Doctor Doctor I'm boiling up! Just simmer down!"