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Joke of the Day
"A robber went into a music store. Everybody got down."
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"A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: ""And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?"" the reporter asked. She simply replied ""No peer pressure."""
"Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you."
"And this pickup line is broght to you by Budweiser.... And this pickup line is broght to you by Budweiser: ---Budweiser: and who do we have here, standing so pretty and so quiet?"
"Who should of gotten asphalt? Cleopatra."
"What do the Green Bay Packers and Monica Lewinsky have in common? They both like Clinton-Dix"
"Your mom's so poor She has to name her town in animal crossing Value Village."
"Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact? It was completely runed."
"What do catholic priests and McDonalds workers have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns."
"What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy? Graysonatomy."