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Joke of the Day
"I got some weed and hoes. Let's do some gardening!"
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"i started vaping to fit in with my friends, who are mostly steam whistles"
"What do delinquent shapes get up to? Shenanigons"
"What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test? Her *algaebra*."
"A paralyzed man calls U-Haul... ""Hey can you help me move?"""
"How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb? Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork."
"I like my women like I like my wine 6 years old and stolen from the supermarket ;)"
"I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75."
"What do you call a french gayman? A faguette."
"Not Going To Try This Again"