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Joke of the Day
"Normal kids: ""What's for dinner, mom?"" Cannibal kids: ""What's for dinner? Mom?"""
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"Sorry if this comes across as offensive... Two dyslexic men attempt to rob a train. One man shouts to the carriage ""Air in the hands motherstickers!"" The other man shouts ""This is a fuck up!"""
"Why are you all sweaty? I was watching cops"
"2 Dragons walk into a bar.. 2 Dragons walk into a bar; ""its hot in here"" one of them says, the other says ""shut your mouth!""."
"How do you disappoint a Redditor? [Fixed] [Reposts]"
"My life coach told me I was going to be traded at the end of the year."
"Scientists had already discovered a ninth planet 5000 times the size of Pluto years ago Your Mum"
"You love him. Your parents approve him. He buys you flowers and chocolate. He wrote you a poem that rhymes ""wood"" with ""food."""
"A policeman walks into a bar. The bar is now being charged for assaulting a police officer."
"Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica? Because they're jahbless!"