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Joke of the Day

"What's another name for semen? (w)Hole Milk!! :D"

"Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard...."

"I made a terrible mistake when I searched for Gary Oldman on Google. I forgot the R"

"What does NASCAR really stand for? Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks"

"What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear? He kilt himself"

"There's a party in my pants, with an all you can eat buffet, and a VIP entrance in the rear."

"[texting] So what's your name? ""ily"" omg this is moving too fast. ILY: (yelling) IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN MOM, WHY DID YOU NAME ME THAT?"

"A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. ""Wow,"" says the bartender. ""That is really something. Where'd you get it?"" ""Africa,"" says the parrot."

"Oh, you asked if I had a perfect BEACH body. Now I see why you were confused when I said ""Yes, I'm round, ripe & covered in fuzz."""

"I ate a bad vegetarian kebab for lunch. Now I falafel."