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Joke of the Day

"I saw your mother kicking a can down the street with one shoe. I asked her if she'd lost a shoe. ""Naw, found one"""

"What did the baby corn say to the mommy corn? Wheres pop corn?"

"I'm an A-Z expert on Olympics now thanks to Rio! From Athletics to zika!"

"I identify with sleeping... Yeah, I'm a nap-kin."

"I wanted to get a brain transplant... But I changed my mind."

"Why does the fat chick give the best blowjobs? She closes her eyes and imagines she's having cordon bleu."

"I may not be book smart or street smart and I may not have much common sense and I'm really not sure where I was going with this."

"What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? Her: What? You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)"

"April 1st, officially the worst day of the year to have a cardiac arrest."

"Why aren't there many black baseball players Because they steal to many bases (I'm not racist it's just a joke don't be butthurt)"