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Joke of the Day
"What did the baby corn say to the mommy corn? Wheres pop corn?"
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"One from france Do you know why 50% of women on earth will never have an orgasm? Well I can't be everywhere at the same time."
"Buckwheat of the Little Rascals converted to Islam (stop me if you've heard this...) He is now know as Kareem-Of Wheat"
"Dave is coming over. Dave from work or loud and obvious Dave? Outside: THIS RAIN HAS MADE ME WET. I AM WEARING PANTS. MY EYES ARE BLINKING."
"I used to always ask my mom for things & she'd say ""what's the magic word"" and I'd say ""abracadabra"" and she'd say ""you're why dad left."""
"How do you separate two blind people fighting? You just simply shout: ""I'm supporting the one with the knife!"""
"Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say ""I could do that better."
"A Jewish lawyer lost his job He celebrated the occasion with a disbar-mitzvah"
"Why don't women wear watches? Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove"
"I recently visited Japan It was great until I confused Kabuki with Bukake. Slightly messier and more dudes...which is odd cause I thought Kabuki is an all male thing."