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Joke of the Day

"I may not be book smart or street smart and I may not have much common sense and I'm really not sure where I was going with this."

"Victim gets beat up, laptop stolen But that's not the whole story so if you see ""charged with battery"" don't buy it!"

"Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym? Because you already know she'll work out."

"How much do cosmetics sell for? Face value."

"T NOW! what do we want? MORE TIME TRAVEL JOKES!! when do we want them? RIGH"

"What is the only law that Hillary obeys? The law of gravity"

"[Offensive] I like my wine the way I like my Women... Nine years old and in the cellar."

"If you laid all the veins in your body end to end... you'd be dead."

"Broken pencils... Are pointless."

"Why is a cat like a penny? Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other."