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Joke of the Day

"I'm really worried what will happen if Donald Trump runs as a third party candidate. I'm afraid there will be hell toupee."

"I can sleep for ages and not get tired"

"An Atheist, a Vegan and a Crossfitter walk into a bar I only know that because they told everyone all about it within 2 minutes... and again..and again."

"I asked god for a bike but I knew it didn't work that way... So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness instead."

"So Hydrogen finally admitted to Sodium that she had been bonding with Oxygen Sodium reacted violently."

"why didn't the clothing drive at the homeless shelter not work out? ..nobody gave a shirt."

"There was a kidnapping at school today. ... ... .... Everything's okay. He woke up."

"Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building? ...He couldn't fit in the elevator."

"My new Thesaurus arrived today, and it's terrible. And another thing, it's terrible."

"what's Putin having for Christmas? Turkey"