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Joke of the Day
"Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building? ...He couldn't fit in the elevator."
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"How do you bid farewell to a sexually open Arctic animal with a mental disorder. ""Bye bye bi bipolar polar bear!"""
"Did you hear about the woman who had to quit her job as an air traffic controller to date a monk? She got out of the flying plans and into the friar."
"Dear Kids, there is no Santa. Those presents are from your parents. Love, Julian Assange - *WikiLeaks*."
"CNN writer: how's this - my phone is missing. CNN exec: meh Writer: It was on AIRPLANE mode! *CNN exec absolutely loses it*"
"Why did the woman throw the stick of butter out the window? To watch the butterfly"
"I have an invisible friend. I haven't seen him for some time now."
"Why does sweden have so many somalis? They have a pirate bay......"
"What do you call a black man on the moon? *An Astronaut*"
"Chuck Norris drives a solar powered car at night."