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Joke of the Day

"Pilot: ""What does this button do?"" *intercom turns on* Pilot: ""Doesn't do anything. Not sure what any of these buttons do."""

"Million dollar idea: Selling shower heads at the exit of a Ryan Gosling movie"

"Told my mom I was adopted. Totally April Fooled her ass."

"Q: What did one coffin say to the other? A: Is that you coughin'?"

"If your parents, your boss, and three of your friends invite you to a party at a clinic its a trap"

"What do black people get after death? Nigger Mortis"

"So the other day i saw a beaver begging by the side d the river But I didn't give a dam"

"Why are French guns the best to buy? They've never been fired, and only dropped once."

"What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta? Penne (Pen-nay)"

"End Jokes/Quotes from the tv series QI - Season 2 & 3 humorous quotes, funny stories, and jokes by Stephen Fry at the end of each episode of the show."