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Joke of the Day
"I'll never forget my grandpa's final words, ""stop shaking the ladder you cunt."""
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"I hate w.hen my period comes early"
"When you're down 'neath the sea, and an eel bites your knee... That's a moray!"
"What do you call a midget psychic running from the law? A small medium at large."
"Hey teacher, i made a clock! ""Did you say Allahu Akbar?"""
"Me: Will I be happy in 2017? (peers into crystal ball) Me: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN Psychic: I don't know; I've never seen one explode before"
"HEY WE DON'T SERVE TACHYONS HERE! A tachyon walks into a bar"
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and an oompa loompa? If you are wise, you won't listen to him."
"How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard? They'll tell you."