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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a Giraffe go to war? You Giraffed it"
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"Imagine how trendy the clothes are at New Navy."
"silly joke If you think, what you better than other people, your ass must be ready for big problems"
"No bees were harmed in the making of my new short film, ""Bees on Fire: Screams from Inside a Hive""."
"Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for them."
"Getting to bed early so I can be well rested and fully alert for my morning anxiety."
"""pew, pew, pew!"" -me, pointing out seating options in a church"
"Holy Communion: PRIEST:""This is the body of Christ. Take it "" ME:""Uum,can I instagram it first?"" *We laughed & then I was excommunicated*"
"How do you set a woman's watch? You don't, there's already a clock on the stove."
"The couple from Little People Big World got a divorce. I guess you could say it was a short marriage."