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Joke of the Day
"Why is it called the cock? Because it rises in the morning."
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"I hate it when people take drugs... Like US Customs or police officers."
"I've been sleeping with my maid for the past 3 years. Just don't tell me wife, she hates it when I call her that."
"How do you stop a North Korean tank? Shoot the soldier pushing it."
"Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings"
"Corny Joke I Heard On The Radio What did the one fish in the tank say to the other? ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"How to scare burglars off. First, put pictures on the wall of you with a tiger. Second, put a cat litter box in your hall and sh!t in it."
"Russia's Three Steps to Homework Step 1. Putin it off Step 2. Stalin Step 3. Russian to finish"
"I am now on three dating sites because you can never get enough rejection."
"[gestures to the parents of a crying baby] shhhh, please. my foot's asleep"