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Joke of the Day

"How to scare burglars off. First, put pictures on the wall of you with a tiger. Second, put a cat litter box in your hall and sh!t in it."

"Make the little things count....... teach mathematics to midgets"

"Opening a Christian gym called 'Jehovah's Fitness"

"What's your most messed up/morally wrong joke?"

"A black man picks up a girl from a nightclub... Back at his house, she says: ""show me what they say about black men is true..."" So he stabs her and runs off with her purse."

"So is Bill Cosby a major disappointment? No, he's just off-pudding"

"Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10? Cause Seven ate Windows 9"

"Daaaaamn boy. Are you an Adobe update? Cause you keep showing up and I still don't want you."

"I don't discriminate. Love whoever you want. Pansexual is cool with me. I mean, I like pans, I guess. They fry bacon and stuff."

"What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good? Arcane-gel!"