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Joke of the Day
"Pretty sure my refrigerator is having sex with itself from all the noises its making."
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"It's crazy how sexist the postal service is. I guess that's natural with such a mail dominated industry."
"A man walks into a bar... The bartender says, 'I am fucking done with all these jokes!'."
"Old people talk into cell phones like they hit the Caps Lock key on their voice."
"The best part of Hey Jude is when The Beatles realise the lyrics are terrible and think 5 minutes of na-na-na will distract us, and it does."
"Before we hang out, please be advised I will be spending the rest of the summer talking like Bane."
"I never feel guilty about eating baby carrots because it's not like adult carrots are doing anything great with their lives."
"What do Jews call a lone rabbit? A rabbi."
"I need to order faster internet then :D Lag makes you violent, not the games :D"
"old folks home whats 50ft long and smells like piss..??line dance at an old folks home.."