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Joke of the Day
"Pretty sure my refrigerator is having sex with itself from all the noises its making."
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"Did you hear the one about the pizza? Ugh, nevermind. It's too cheesy."
"I don't sign anything without pretending to read it first."
"I've counted 8 people so far whose New Years resolutions include ""loose weight"". Can I add spelling to your list too?"