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Joke of the Day
"If it exists behind a paywall, does it really exist?"
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"A programmer began to cuss Because getting to sleep was a fuss. When laying in her bed Looping round in her head Was: while (!asleep()): sheep++;"
"What's the difference between my wife and a balloon? The balloon still takes my breath away."
"Technically, all vehicles are time machines."
"please spread kale over my dumb organic gluten free casket"
"Zombies What is a zombies' favorite food? Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food? Brians."
"I'd submit a joke about the World trade center building But 9/11 Americans wont get it."
"A German, an American and a Russian walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them suspiciously and says, ""Is this some kind of a joke?"""
"How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Why does it have to be a group activity?"
"Why do they say all minorities look the same? Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul."